Show of hands, who would by a shirt that says...
Jobs Down & Tuition Up →
wtftomcorbett: This a great recap of just how terrible Gov. Corbett is doing. Job losses, students struggling with higher costs, and local school taxes are up. But what is Corbett focused on? Privatizing public schools. Just in case any of my fellow Pittsburgh/Pennsylvania residents weren’t aware.
Whenever I think of witty things, I’m going to submit them to Threadless in the hopes they will win and I will know the internet thinks I’m funny.
how to decode a person with an anxiety disorder
capricarnal: euclase: things we are trying to do all the time: be safe things we can’t help but do all the time: second-guess ourselves behave impulsively and reactively take everything personally worry worry worry have difficulty accepting compliments have difficulty reciprocating friendly gestures have difficulty finding the courage to respond have difficulty not being suspicious...
Made vodka jello. Yep, that just happened. Anyone want to read the play I wrote that there’s a read-through of tomorrow because it’s being performed at the beginning of December?
Let's talk about how I'm a nihilist and I don't...
I’m watching House, the episode with the magic death kitty, and the woman who they think has Cushings was talking to Chase. She said, “If there isn’t [a reason I got sick] one, if there’s no greater purpose in the world, it’s not a world I want to live in.” I literally exclaimed, out loud, “Wow, you’re pathetic!” You need there to be some...
Did I forget to mention this is currently being...
T-Trider dubstep remix of AFP’s Map of...
I really wish Amanda Palmer would release all of...
That way, I wouldn’t have to find a poorly shot video of her performing it if I want to listen to Gaga, Palmer, Madonna or her version of Friday from the perspective of a truck stop hooker.
spell your name with fictional characters
ahungryvirgin: ghdos: moonsdaughter: sundayafternoonsocialclub: moonsdaughter: Freddie Lyon Ronan Dex Angelina Johnson Nick Fury Kaylee Frye Ianto Jones Emily Prentiss Guinevere/Gwen Eames Eliot Spencer I love your name, and your choice of characters! Thanks! It’s just my nickname though; now i want to do my full name George Costanza Hulk Darkwing Duck Othello Stewie...
Debating whether or not I want to conclude that no one in this state who wants to have sex with me is going to get on facebook any time soon. If I decide to, I’ll take off my faerie wings. If I decide not to, I’ll have an internal debate about whether or not I want to take off my faerie wings. Someone should really just come cuddle with me.
operatorsymbol replied to your post: operatorsymbol replied to your post: I just made… damn you It’s totally worth it.
Seriously just told someone, “I feel it’s my duty as an incubus to inform you that monogamy is a joke, but whatever.’
I am the best cook when alcohol is involved. If I don’t fall asleep soon, I think I’m going to make a big batch of vodka jello. Not jello shots. A big bowl of vodka jello.
operatorsymbol replied to your post: I just made egg-fried rice. There is twice the… give me some right now You can have as much as you want in exchange for sexual favours. That’s how good this rice is.
I just made egg-fried rice. There is twice the amount of egg there is suppossed to be. There is a lot of white pepper. There is a lot of paprika the recipe doesn’t call for. There is a lot of chilli powder the recipe doesn’t call for. It is glorious.
ahungryvirgin replied to your post: Want to see a shitty Myspace-esque picture of me in pajamas with eye shadow in my hair? dear tyler you are everything good in the world manifest the end anev you are the best of everything and all fin
UN Recommends Everyone Stop Telling Women What To... →
daskannnichtsein: mollydruwho: The UN states that any country restricting a woman’s access to abortion and/or contraception is, in doing so, violating a woman’s human rights. ….finally. So, we’ve got extremely reputable cancer-related organizations saying abortion doesn’t cause cancer or increase your risk. We’ve got extremely reputable reports declaring post-abortion depression to be a...
That awkward moment when a hustler thinks you're...
Totally just happened.
Study Finds USA Has Among the Lowest Economic... →
stfuconservatives: Put differently, if you are born poor in America you are likely to stay poor in America. Countries where you have a better chance of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps and making it rich: France Germany Sweden Canada Finland Norway Denmark The American Dream is alive and well… in other countries that aren’t America. -Joe
Will someone please watch Anastasia and agree with me that the dog, Pooka, is Prince Alexei reincarnated?
minnesotabetsyville replied to your post: I listen to songs about people cheating on their… Because—- a. It’s what society tells them to do! b. one assumes sex to mean love c. the thought has never crossed their mind d. the concept of sharing bothers them e. its adultery and lustful, thus a SIN!!!! Betsy, I love you.
Want to see a shitty Myspace-esque picture of me...
I don’t care, you’re going to anyway.
sapphiremysteries: Given the situation that occurred yesterday at Occupy Oakland, my sister and I made an agreement that we would find a way to get down to Occupy Louisville and have our voices as Americans be heard. My ex (who is in the US Army) sent me this message via facebook and I think it would be a great help for everyone in the event of heinous riot acts by the police. I support your...
I listen to songs about people cheating on their partners and all I can think is, “God monogamy is dumb.” Can someone please explain to my why the vast majority of people choose to torture themselves like that?
It kind of upsets me a lot when my senses decide...
Also when the muscles in my fingers spasm and I can’t uncurl them for about a minute.