I’m not going to settle for a country where a few people do really well, and...– President Obama speaking to UAW (via destroythegop)
So apparently, the House is voting on the "Blunt...
stfusexists: Pro-tip: If they can spend less money on their employee’s benefits, every employer will be “morally opposed” to covering birth control. Do these people seriously not understand that if there is a loophole, EVERYONE will exploit it?
Police officer punches rape victim in the face and... →
In a statement to KSAT, Public Information Officer Lt. Chris Benavides wrote: “The preliminary investigation reveals an officer responded to the location for an individual refusing to leave. This individual appeared to be intoxicated and aggressive. After a brief struggle with police, she was subdued. During that struggle she was struck in the face. We take all allegations seriously and...
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...– President Barack Obama (via anthagio)
OneMillionMoms.com in Toys-R-Us
Child: Mommy, why those two boys kissing?
OneMillionMoms: Because they are vile, abominable hell-spawn.
OneMillionMoms: Because they like boys instead of girls.
OneMillionMoms: NO! IT'S NOT OKAY! WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!
Who said it: Santorum or Hitler? →
stfusantorum: A few days ago, Santorum compared Obama to Hitler, but in fact it is Santorum who has a few political ideals shockingly similar to Hitler’s. Don’t believe me? Take this 50/50 round and see if you can figure out who said what. I took a class on Fascism and would count myself as having slightly above average knowledge of Hitler and his craziness, and I got a 7/10. This shit is...
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.– Kurt Vonnegut (via museedesbeauxarts)
The pro-choice movement opposes forced ultrasounds because they override the...– The ultrasound fallacy (via iamdrtiller)
barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
It appears I lost two followers sometime today. I don’t know who or why, but fuck’em.
I worry about the level to which I immerse myself in the fantastic. I just spent approximately seven to eight hours straight reading SCP files, largely the experiment log for SCP-914, but also any files mentioned by it, most files mentioned by them, et al, as well as all of the proposals for SCP-001. I’ve spent most the time I haven’t been asleep or on tumblr the past few days watching...
Pennsylvania State-Sanctioned Rape Law is Most... →
stfuconservatives: keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus: Holy fucking christ. At the link, there is a petition to sign and information about who in Pennsylvania to contact to voice your displeasure or rage. Nobody fucking trusts pregnant people to know that they are in fact pregnant. These ultrasound laws are invasive, disgusting and demeaning. From the article: “In addition to mandating the...
stfuconservatives: greatesthitsfromthebong replied to your post: Why do conservatives/republicans hate “Obamacare”… Do Americans really think they’re so special that implementing something several countries have had for a while would cause the world to collapse? I’m Canadian. Thank fuck for my free healthcare. Yes!!! Have you SEEN their arguments about gay marriage? You’d never believe our...
When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360) BOOM. (via tehblackbirdisincognito)
It is shocking that in 2012, Brown and his Republican colleagues would try to...– In the Boston Globe, Elizabeth Warren rightly notes that Scott Brown (R-MA) and his GOP colleagues are not men who trust women. (via unquietmindofamy)
I don’t think any parent in America who has a child would think it snobbery to...– White House Press Secretary Jay Carney White House responds to Rick Santorum ‘snob’ comment, declines to hit back - POLITICO.com (via apsies)
Washington State may become first to require... →
stfuconservatives: Gay marriage AND insurance coverage for abortions? Man, I’m at the wrong end of this coast. -Jess Anev, when are we moving?
Changed my blog title to something a bit more manageable/less unwieldy. Taking a quote from my accent challenge, my blog is now titled, “That Seal Was Real.”
Here is that long awaited accent challenge, complete with weird expressions, lots of my little mannerisms and numerous digressions. When it gets to the read a passage, don’t worry, I only read a page. Also, does my voice really sound like that? It’s kind of strange to hear. I sound a lot like my younger brother, but only a little. But, whatever. So, enjoy.
talentless-hack replied to your video: Not the accent challenge, this is an addendum to… aaagghghghhghg i missed your voice! Awwwww! That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!
I like this making videos thing, so I’m going to do it more often. At least when I’m drunk I will.
So I did that accent challenge finally. The video was too long for youtube. So no go there. So I made a vimeo. And apparently I have to wait like half an hour after it is uploaded before I can view it or embed it anywhere. Fuck video hosting sites.
Georgia Attempts To Restart The Civil War With... →
racetothestoneage: Hurrah! Hurrah! We bring the jubilee! Hurrah! Hurrah! The flag that makes you free! So we sang the chorus from Atlanta to the sea! While we were marching through Georgia! OK, the headline, and my quoting of Henry Clay Work’s song about Sherman’s March to the Sea might be a little dramatic, but it’s pretty telling that Georgia, which was a state that got fucked up pretty...
Trying to explain polyamory to the aforementioned former hook-up who is high as balls at the moment and isn’t very intelligent to begin with. At least he reads books.
I was talking to Dalton about how much people grow up (hopefully) in the six/seven years between freshman year of high school and junior year of college. My description of myself freshman year of high school: After all Back then I had awful self-esteem And an entirely repressive attitude to all but the violent aspects of my shadow and id I fucked up repressive and put regressive in the actual...
We desperately need a Squealer and a Moses. The propagandist and the prophet, come on, it can’t be that hard.
Animal Farm movie. Cast: Snowball: Darren Criss Napoleon: Simon Baker, because I want to see him play evil. Old Major: Morgan Freeman Mr. Jones: Jeff Bridges Mr. Frederick: Liam Neeson. Tell me who should play everyone else. I will reblog with updates as they occur.
Former hook-up is trying to tell me monogamy is necessary for a good relationship. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.
Or what about Freeman for Old Major, Bridges for Mr. Jones, and Liam Neeson for Mr. Frederick?
jonnyjabberwockey answered your question: Old Major. Morgan Freeman or Jeff Bridges? Ooooo that’s a tough one :/ Both? I’m thinking whichever one isn’t Old Major will be the raven whose name escapes me at the moment.
Old Major. Morgan Freeman or Jeff Bridges?
I’m working on that vodka lemonade from last night. It’s still alcoholic.