That Seal Was Real

September 2, 2014 4:39 pm



nicki performing anaconda. taylor swift having all females playing the instruments during her performance. fifth harmony being the first girl group in YEARS to win a VMA. beyonce basically PREACHING feminism to the crowd. thank you God

plus lorde, a 17 year old girl, winning in a category made entirely of adult men

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4:10 pm
"Get sleep, eat sushi, and take naps as needed."

tips for living longer from the world’s oldest person  (via elauxe)

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Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.

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2:42 pm

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
2:12 pm
  • Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
  • Mew: mew
1:43 pm



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     I won’t soon forget the events that took place in #ferguson…will you?

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by Gabriele Dell’Otto

if i was a super hero, i’d probably want to fly

or have super hero strength, to save somebody’s life

i don’t know if i’d necessarily want to wear a pair of tights

but i definitely wear a mask to hide the fact that i’m just an ordinary guy.

11:45 am



A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

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11:16 am






coming out to your parents

If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely subtle about this.

The mutants have always been an allegory for anyone that didn’t fit in to society. The folks who drew the comics made a point of that early on.

It’s not just the gay rights movement, its not just kids trying to “come out” to their parents.  Its people being mistreated by the government, put away, forced to pretend to be “normal”, systematically oppressed, even killed for who they are because the powers that be cant control it.  It’s an allegory for blacks, gays, the disabled (mentally and physically), women, and anyone really who isnt a white man at the top of the food chain.

Seriously guys… Malcom X and Martin Luther King Jr are Professor X and Magneto. Legacy virus is HIV. X-men is a flawless comic.

I think you’ve got your civil rights leader allegories a bit mixed up there …

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Harry Potter Film Concept Art by Adam Brockbank (x)

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9:48 am




Here are some basics on herd immunity, and here is some more technical research if you’re interested in the details! 

If you’ve ever heard my rants about vaccination, you know it’s a major topic with me. Because hey, I’m one of these immunosuppressed people this comic talks about, so it’s a bit of a sensitive subject. (“Oh, I’m sorry, you don’t like getting vaccinated? I don’t like having three month long respiratory infections because you gave me the freaking flu, but I guess you don’t care about that”)

Essentially, Ellen and her wonderful character Katherine have just said it better than I ever could—and using Shaun of the Dead references, too!!! It’s all about herd immunity—getting vaccinated isn’t just about your own health, it’s about the health—and non-zombification—of the entire human race.

Awesome explanation.

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