That Seal Was Real

June 24, 2013 4:48 pm January 24, 2013 3:00 am
stoneagechronicles:

republicanidiots:

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Now it’s up to Kentucky to make 2014 Mitch McConnell’s last year as a Senator.

stoneagechronicles:

republicanidiots:

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Now it’s up to Kentucky to make 2014 Mitch McConnell’s last year as a Senator.

(Source: eatbloganddie)

November 16, 2012 9:43 pm
"This may level the playing field for us, If they have to pay for benefits, and that pushes their prices up closer to ours, it will justify what we’ve been paying for and what we’ve been fighting to do the past few years….I’d tell Papa John’s’ CEO, ‘Welcome to the club, We’ve battled the whole way giving health insurance to employees ever since we could afford to do it 9 years ago, as a two-year-old business."

Papa John’s Obamacare Price Hike Cheered By Ian’s Pizza In Wisconsin

Like many of the 60 percent of small businesses that pay employees health benefits, Ian’s Pizza has struggled to compete with national chains that enter local markets and undercut existing prices. But Obamacare may give local businesses some breathing room as national chains lose the advantage they once wielded through not providing health insurance

(via faithprovesnothing)

More people get insurance AND small businesses get a better shot at succeeding? Oh my god, Obamacare gets more awesome every day.

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November 10, 2012 7:13 pm

hgssethan:

November 8, 2012

Florida has yet to submit their electoral votes

But see.. this was the plan all along. Florida never submits their electoral votes.

This election never actually ends

Obama remains in office for the next 25 years until he dies. His two daughters joint take over. The United States of America becomes the United States of Obama. The south secedes.

November 3, 2012 10:05 pm
istealforksfromrestaurants:

Hi Tumblr, it’s me, a slightly older person…
I see a lot of you 20 somethings saying things about how you aren’t going to choose the lesser of two evils and that their policy on important matters are identical so what’s the point they’re both stooges for Wall Street and the Industrial War Complex. 
You are right. Kind of. 
I know y’all LOVE the 90’s. Me too. And I remember after after eight years of Clinton/Gore, I thought those motherfuckers were the devil. I was soooooooooooo upset with Bill Clinton waving his deregulation wand and his fucked foreign policy that I was all FUCK THE DEMOCRATS and I strongly advocated for Raplh Nader, even though he too didn’t really care about my “gonad politics.” Even when not choosing between the “lesser of two evils,” I was STILL having to compromise major issues. 
Having been an adult person through 8 years of Clinton/Gore and 8 years through Bush/Cheney, I can tell you without a shred of hesitation that I will line up like my ass is on fire to vote for the lesser of two evils because the greater of two evils almost had us all living outside and eating dog food. 
And if you think that a Romney presidency won’t be worse than Bush/Cheney, you are out of your mind. 
I am fucking begging all of you, please, go vote. Aside from the fact that far more dangerous things are happening on your local level, (like collective bargaining being taken away in Illinois) this shit does matter. 
If you think voting for Obama is the lesser of two evils, you’re wrong, it’s the lesser of three because not voting IS voting for Romney. Not voting is voting for dickbag judges that sentence people to jail in counties that have privatized prisons for minor drug infractions. Not voting is voting to remove pensions and collective bargaining and the last shreds of union power from the people. Not voting this election is voting for Feudalism.
Go vote. 
Now pardon me, there’s some damn kids on my lawn and they want candy. 

istealforksfromrestaurants:

Hi Tumblr, it’s me, a slightly older person…

I see a lot of you 20 somethings saying things about how you aren’t going to choose the lesser of two evils and that their policy on important matters are identical so what’s the point they’re both stooges for Wall Street and the Industrial War Complex. 

You are right. Kind of. 

I know y’all LOVE the 90’s. Me too. And I remember after after eight years of Clinton/Gore, I thought those motherfuckers were the devil. I was soooooooooooo upset with Bill Clinton waving his deregulation wand and his fucked foreign policy that I was all FUCK THE DEMOCRATS and I strongly advocated for Raplh Nader, even though he too didn’t really care about my “gonad politics.” Even when not choosing between the “lesser of two evils,” I was STILL having to compromise major issues. 

Having been an adult person through 8 years of Clinton/Gore and 8 years through Bush/Cheney, I can tell you without a shred of hesitation that I will line up like my ass is on fire to vote for the lesser of two evils because the greater of two evils almost had us all living outside and eating dog food. 

And if you think that a Romney presidency won’t be worse than Bush/Cheney, you are out of your mind. 

I am fucking begging all of you, please, go vote. Aside from the fact that far more dangerous things are happening on your local level, (like collective bargaining being taken away in Illinois) this shit does matter. 

If you think voting for Obama is the lesser of two evils, you’re wrong, it’s the lesser of three because not voting IS voting for Romney. Not voting is voting for dickbag judges that sentence people to jail in counties that have privatized prisons for minor drug infractions. Not voting is voting to remove pensions and collective bargaining and the last shreds of union power from the people. Not voting this election is voting for Feudalism.

Go vote. 

Now pardon me, there’s some damn kids on my lawn and they want candy. 

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October 31, 2012 11:31 am
"

Here’s the thing, Republicans. Here’s the real reality of the situation:

Your side is the one trying to limit our access to birth control and abortion (a legal medical procedure).

Your politicians are the ones talking about how girls “rape easy,” and your sainted Ronald Reagan is the one who started the simultaneously racist, sexist and classist myth of the “welfare queen.”

Just this week, one of your own said he supported forcing women to give birth to a rapist’s baby, and your presidential candidate said he would not withdraw his support for him.

You’re the ones pushing the rumor that Obama’s mother was a porn star who gave birth in Kenya.

Your candidate slammed single mothers right in front of the first president ever born to one.

You’re the ones suggesting bills to cut aid to new mothers.

You’re the ones attempting to defund Planned Parenthoods across the country, which primarily serve young women.

You’re the ones voting down bills like the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act and the Violence Against Women Act.

Oh, and you’re the ones trying to kill Obamacare, which insures millions of American women.

So you’ll have to excuse me if I can’t get my hackles raised over a double entendre about voting and sex. If my choice is between a candidate who lets a celebrity make a cutesy video about her first time and a candidate who will not withdraw his endorsement of a man who says rape babies are part of God’s plan, it’s pretty clear who to choose.

Republicans have been hopping on the “Oh, no! Obama mentioned something about vaginas” Sanctimony Pony every chance they get because even they aren’t dense enough not to realize their party platform is inherently anti-woman. They will do whatever they can in order to pivot the conversation away from “women’s bodies should be subservient to their husbands and fertilized eggs” — because they know that both lady parts and lady smarts tremble in fear at the idea of a Romney presidency. And with good reason. As far as I can tell, most Republican politicians actually do hate me and every other liberal woman out there.

As a young woman, my health, reproductive rights and livelihood are directly threatened by a Romney presidency.

Your team is the one waging the War on Women. Trying to get my feathers ruffled because an ad subliminally mentions sex isn’t going to make me forget that.

"
September 20, 2012 5:30 am
"He’s abandoned some of our key allies like Israel, Poland and Czechoslovakia."

Fox’s Liz Cheney attacks President Obama over a country that doesn’t exist anymore (via mediamattersforamerica)

I’m pretty sure Czechoslovakia abandoned Czechoslovakia… 20 years ago.

(via mohandasgandhi)

History is hard. :/

(via westminstergaby)

Don’t get me started on Obama’s treatment of Prussia. A damned shame, that is. 

(via savagemike)

Personally I’m annoyed about his policies towards Hyperborea, Narnia and Middle Earth.

(via iandsharman)

He has been really harsh on the Hyporborians, hasn’t he? 

(via spastasmagoria)

He hasn’t even weighed in on the scandal in Bohemia.

(via alexandraerin)

When is Obama finally going to take a hardline with the USSR? I don’t like how they’re treating East Germany.

(via alexcranz)

And what, exactly, is Obama’s policy on Cathay and Atlantis?

(via gailsimone)

Better than his policies in regards to Lemuria.

(via commodore-sparklebutt)

Obama’s Agarthan strategy drives me to tears of rage.

(via melancthe)

You know I heard his family originates in Hibernia, but he never mentions it. Like he’s ashamed of it.

(via dimbosama)

I’m simply curious as to whether or not we are, or ever have been, at war with Oceania (via neroon)

And he didn’t even send ambassadors to Westeros to help resolve that petty little war they were having! What the hell, Obama?!

(via lonelywerewolfgirl)

And what about Genosha, goddamit?

(via gokuma)

Forget Westeros. GALLIFREY IS GONE AND HE DID NOTHING TO HELP.

(via ms-meryl)

Man, Obama really mishandled tensions between Ankh-Morpork and Agatean Empire.

(via johanirae)

Obama ignores Latveria every time he goes to Europe.  We could really use their cheap labor to produce our own Doombots.

(via finaldisciple)

Tensions between Florin and Guilder are at an all-time high.  Why doesn’t Obama intervene regarding the kidnapping of Princess Buttercup?!

(via missworded)

Where was Obama when the Fire Nation attacked?

(via tolookbeyondtheglory)

And why on earth has he not expanded relations with Wakanda?!

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September 19, 2012 2:44 am

stfuconservatives:

current:

U Didn’t Build That by MC ‘Bama

Possibly one of the best video mashups we’ve seen in the highly contentious “Obama speeches set to classic jams” field. Best part: J. Granholm getting down with the get down at 1:40.

Aaaand the song stuck in my head for the rest of the day is…

Please send me all of the gifs of Michelle and/or Barry dancing.

I need them because of reasons.

September 18, 2012 2:44 pm

Election forecast update.

Five states, South Dakota; Tennesse; Georgia; South Carolina; and, if you can believe it, Nebraska, have moved from “Strong Romney” to “Leans Romney.”

Ohio has dropped from “Strong Obama” to “Leans Obama.”

Current Tally:

  • Obama - 316
  • Romney - 206
September 14, 2012 2:48 pm

Election forecast update.

Everything but Virginia and Iowa have moved out of “Toss up” and into favour of one of the candidates.

Current Tally:

  • Obama - 313
  • Romney - 206
September 12, 2012 3:53 pm

Election forecast update.

Montana has moved from “Strong Romney” to “Leans Romney.”

Current Tally:

  • Obama - 247
  • Romney - 191
September 11, 2012 6:38 pm

Election forecast update.

Minnesota has moved from “Leans Obama” to “Strong Obama.”

Current Tally:

  • Obama - 247
  • Romney - 191
September 6, 2012 12:32 pm

goddessofcheese:

to-goboldly:

meridas-epic-hair:

feminismisprettycool:

If these are things you want in your life you should click here.

NERDS FOR OBAMA. ITS A THING. HOLY SHIT.

GIVE ME THAT HUFFLEPUFF STICKER ASAP.

I just ordered a Nerdfighters shirt and sticker and a Slytherins for Obama button. So excited.

Hufflepuffs for Obama ofmg

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September 4, 2012 6:41 pm

Election forecast update.

Michigan has moved up from “Toss up” to “Leans Obama.”

Pennsylvania has dropped from “Strong Obama” to “Leans Obama.”

Current Tally:

  • Obama - 247
  • Romney - 191
August 31, 2012 2:03 pm

Election forecast update.

Michigan has dropped from “Leans Obama” to “Toss up.”

This is not really important because Michigan is a blue state and Romney literally said, “Let Detroit go broke.”

Current Tally:

  • Obama - 231
  • Romney - 191